1 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,320 Am I ready? 2 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:11,820 Yeah. 3 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,420 What do you mean? Please come out with me. 4 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,520 Please. 5 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,140 Go put on pants. 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,460 I'm not going anywhere. 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,680 What are you talking about? 8 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,580 My boyfriend bailed on me. I really need you. 9 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:25,880 Please come out with me. 10 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:30,340 No, I'm not going anywhere with you. Come on, it'll take only two seconds. 11 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,040 you know, like, shorts off, pants on. 12 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,840 Something similar to what I'm wearing. 13 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,500 I don't even have any, like, dressy clothes right now. 14 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,340 It's just... And I'm... Pants. 15 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,180 Pants on. 16 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:50,700 Please. I'm basically going to be, like, the fifth wheel, and... Everybody, 17 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:53,400 there's a couple... Slow down, slow down, slow down. Hold on. 18 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:58,540 I'm not going anywhere. I have a big presentation due tomorrow for school, 19 00:00:58,540 --> 00:01:01,900 have homework, and I was about to watch a movie, and I can't go out anywhere 20 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:02,659 tonight. Boring. 21 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:03,660 Come out with me. 22 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,280 Don't let me go home. 23 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:10,040 What is... Why aren't you going with your boyfriend? 24 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:13,800 He bailed. He literally just, like, canceled on me last minute. 25 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,160 Okay. Are you really going to let me go home by myself? 26 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:21,860 Why is that my problem, though? Like, I don't want to go out. I'm a homebody. I 27 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:24,140 like staying at home. I don't even like going to these clubs. You're not even 28 00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:25,140 doing anything. 29 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:30,540 Yes, I am. I'm literally about to watch a show or something. Yeah. 30 00:01:33,839 --> 00:01:35,620 Can you please just come out? 31 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:42,340 I don't want to go out. I will do something for you. I can clean your 32 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,680 I can... Just go by yourself. 33 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,920 You're meeting people there, right? I'm sure you'll be fine. 34 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:52,700 Please, please, please, please. 35 00:01:54,200 --> 00:02:01,000 Look, everybody there is a couple, and I just, I really don't want to be a fifth 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 wheel. 37 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,680 Just come there as my date. 38 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:05,620 That's your date. 39 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:11,660 It's not that weird, okay? I just don't want to be the only one there that's 40 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:12,660 like by herself. 41 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,040 It's embarrassing. 42 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,820 And I already said I was going to go. 43 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,200 And I don't want to bail last minute. I don't want to be like my boyfriend, 44 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,400 okay? It's rude. 45 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,620 I don't want to go on a date with my stepsister. 46 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,960 That's weird. 47 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,040 It's not like a real date. 48 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:29,380 Obviously. 49 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:35,370 Listen, I have, like, plans tonight. 50 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:41,150 And it did not include going on a date with my sister. 51 00:02:41,630 --> 00:02:42,630 You know you do. 52 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:44,550 Oh, my God. We don't have a fun time together. 53 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:45,890 It would be so fun. 54 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:51,250 Well, if I do this for you, what are you going to do for me? 55 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:55,730 Um, I can do your chores for a week. 56 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,550 My chores? I can do my own chores. 57 00:02:59,010 --> 00:03:00,030 Well, what do you need? 58 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:06,020 Well, I mean, if I'm going to pretend to be your, you know, boyfriend for the 59 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:09,300 night, maybe you could, like, pretend to be my girlfriend. 60 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:13,140 You know what I mean? 61 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:19,960 I'm confused. I don't, I, I need you to go into further details. 62 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,860 Well, I mean, you know, nothing, you know, crazy. It's just, you know, I 63 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:30,360 maybe you could just help me out with, you know, something like... 64 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:33,830 You know, like, right here. 65 00:03:34,350 --> 00:03:35,350 You know what I mean? 66 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:45,130 Fine. 67 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:47,570 I won't tell anybody. 68 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:53,670 You know what? I'm asking you for a favor, and I'll do it. 69 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:56,210 Well, take your dick out then. 70 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:58,090 Okay. Come on. 71 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,290 Let's do it. 72 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:07,670 What do you think, sis? 73 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:10,890 This will do. 74 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:43,830 Huh? 75 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,860 You better still come out with me tonight for this. 76 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,620 Bye. 77 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,290 Whew. 78 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,360 Come on, Jess, get up. 79 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,840 Follow me. 80 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:36,490 That's it. 81 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:17,970 Please. 82 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,120 All right, go back, doggie. 83 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,640 Amen. 84 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 so we can go.